FONG CHI
NW FINALS
(1)
CHIEF CHEAP
“HEAVEN EARTH ENDURE FOREVER
BECAUSE THEY FROM UNBORN
TO LAST LONG SAGE
USE BEHIND TO FURTHER AHEAD
LOSES THE INNER TO PRESERVE THE ESSENCE
WITHOUT THE PERSONAL
THE IMPERSONAL ACCOMPLISHES ITSELF”
- TAO TE CHING
ENGLISH
"LAUGHTER IS ONE’S BEST TEACHER
- NOT ONLY FROM THE SOUND ...
BUT THE SILENT WISDOM DISPENSED WHEN ONE IS LAUGHING ...
BUT WHO ...? BUT I ... !
CAN HOLD THEIR ATTENTION INSIDE
WHILE LAUGHING OUTSIDE ...?
WHO ...? BUT I ! ...
CAN LAUGH INSIDE WHILE HOLDING THEIR ATTENTION OUTSIDE ... ?"
- ARTHUR TU
UNCERTIFIED FONG CHI GRANDMASTER
WIPING AWAY TEARS
Spanish
" La risa es el mejor profesor del UNO
- No sólo desde el SONIDO ...
Pero la sabiduría SILENT dispensada cuando uno está riendo ...
PERO QUIÉN ...? PERO YO ... !
PUEDE mantener su atención INTERIOR
Mientras que ríe exterior ... ?
QUIEN ...? PERO YO ! ...
Puede reír interior, mientras que la celebración de su atención fuera ... ? "
- Mr Pablos
FONG no certificados CHI GRANDMASTER
Secándose las lágrimas
CHIEF CHEAP FANS RISE TO CHEER !
(2)
MASTER HU
"IF YOU WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER
10 YEARS FROM NOW
IT NOT MATTER IF YOU 26 AND/OR 62"
- MASTER HU
75 YEARS OLD
"MASTER HU ...?!"
"NOT YET,
BUT THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT ..."
"THAT WAS GREAT DEFENSE
NOT A FOUL
LEBRON GOT LUCKY WITH THE CALL ..."
"LOOK, I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE PICKING ON THE REFS ; THEY ARE DOING THE BEST THEY CAN AND EVEN THOUGH MAKE MISTAKES , JUST LIKE US ANNOUNCERS , SHOULD BE HONORED AND RESPECTED ..."
(3)
THE CHICKEN WORLD
TEAM
FONG CHI NEWS
NEEDING OFFENSE ; IN A BLOCKSTER TRADE
FLYING CHICKENS SENT ITS TOP LINEMAN , DRAFT PICKS AND ...
TO 8TH AVE CHEERS FOR TABLE CHEN ...
(A)
THE FLYING CHICKENS
SCOUTING REPORT:
STRONG DEFENSE ; LITTLE OFFENSE
MOST HUMBLE CONTEST
"MY GIRLFRIEND GOT MARRIED
TO SOMEONE ELSE ..."
WITH PASSION
"OH YEA, MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME
TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ..."
- FLYING CHICKEN TEAMMATE #2
WITH EMOTION
"OH YEA, MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME
TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST SO SHE CAN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE ..."
- FLYING CHICKEN TEAMMATE #3
"NO ... IT IS BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU TOO MUCH ..."
- FLYING CHICKEN #4
FIGHTING BACK TEARS
"NO ... YOU ...!"
WIPING AWAY TEARS
"... WHY YOU CRYING ... ?"
- COACH
TEAM
(B)
THE 8TH AVE CHICKENS
SCOUTING REPORT :
STRONG OFFENSE ; LITTLE DEFENSE
THE
"THE HOPI DOUBTER CLOWN
LORETTA
AND/OR THE NOT SO CHUBBY FRENCH"
STORY
"IN THE CHICKEN WORLD
THEY LOOK/ACT LIKE US
BUT CALL THEMSELVES CHICKENS
AS SYMBOL OF RESPECT
e.g.
champion = Chicken
JUST LIKE OUR WORLD :
HERE ,CLOWNS NOT TAKEN SERIOUS
BUT CHICKENS ARE"
- THE CHICKEN MATRIX
A VIRTUAL REALITY
RPG
ONLINE GAME
THE CHICKEN MATRIX
SCENE
(1)
LORETTA THE CHICKEN
TO DIRECT THE FRENCH HIKER SCENE
THE HOPI DOUBTER CLOWNS
SENT BY CHIEF CHEAP
TO MOTIVATE HER
AM
THEY TEXT HER
"HEY
YOU CAN'T DIRECT
YOU TOO YOUNG !"
LORETTA WAKES UP
INSPIRED ...
"OH YEA !
I CAN DIRECT !
AND I AM TOO YOUNG !"
(2)
IN THE HEART OF
THE MOST FREQUENTED SIGHTING
OF SASQUATCH
AN OUTSTANDING GENTLE NOT SO CHUBBY SEVEN FEET DUDE
IN YELLOW HIKES PAST
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BIG FOOT ...!"
AL TU WU JOKES
WITH PASSION
"BIG FOOT IS SKINNIER ..."
SMOOTH RESPONSE FROM THE GENTLEMAN
HEAVY FRENCH ACCENT
FRIENDLY SMILE
"OH ... THERE A RECENT SIGHTING OF BIG FOOT NEAR ...!"
AL'S GRANDMA
WITH SUSPENSE
POINTING UP THE TRAIL
THE FRENCH MAN
"BIG FOOT ...?!"
WITH EMOTION
"NO ... HE WAS JUST JOKING ...!"
WITH COMPASSION
KRISTIN WU TU SMILES
THE NOT SO CHUBBY FRENCH DUDE
LOOK OF RELIEF
"OH ... NO BIG FOOT ...?!"
(3)
"CUT ...!
WOW ... OUTSTANDING MY FRIENDS ! OUTSTANDING !"
- LORETTA THE CHICKEN
WIPING AWAY TEARS OF EXCITEMENT
THE 8TH AVE CHICKENS RISE TO CHEER
"THANK YOU LORETTA THE CHICKEN !"
the day will come
when there not enough fong chi scenes in reserve
for now
we have chewpiland
so writer will keep adding as they come
thanks for the participation
(1)
MR PABLOS
8th ave cheer
a gentle well reserved
elder hispanic american
work clearing tables
in the past
he would only smile
and say something in spanish
on TV
NBA finals
the Cavs just lost to Warriors
now down 3-1
"oh ... it is over lebron !"
- manager blurts out
it was then
the elder gentleman
his eye... taking on that king james look ...
spoke softly
yet with authority ...
"a champion rises where others fall my friend ..."
customers all look over
"but ... down 3-1 without home court advantage
the odds of coming back is over 200-1 !"
-customer
the well reserved sage
yet speaks again in refined english
"you have to accept failure to get better
a champion lebron is ... my friend ..."
the 8th ave chIckens
bow with honor and respect
thank you my friend !
